Where's the milk?

A short adventure by John Holdun

Begin

You're removed from your own head by a wall of stale cold air. The automatic doors slide shut behind you as you try to remember what you were doing.

Oh yeah. The milk.

Find the milk

About half the registers are staffed at this hour. It's surprising they can afford to offer even that many. The economy must be on the rise.

It's a struggle to even retain a mental map of this place. Is milk to the left, to the right, or straight ahead?

About half the registers are staffed at this hour. It's surprising they can afford to offer even that many. The economy must be on the rise.

The maze stretches out to the left, right, and straight ahead.

The nursery. Flowers couldn't hurt but there's probably no milk over there. It's closed, anyway.

The cafe. You wonder when the first shift starts. You wonder if she's working today.

There's a big display of lawn chairs just past the registers. Farther behind that you might see a bank of refrigerators. Might as well look.

Go straight ahead

Let's get out of here.

Pay for your milk

The price of milk, on the other hand…

Back

What a loaded word.

Look again

The nights when she would slip out unannounced while you were asleep—what was going through her mind when she ended up behind that counter?

How did she smile so warmly at all those uncaffeinated slobs?

Look again

Anyone that doesn't already have lawn chairs doesn't have the space to sit in them. Still, they're here, and they're inescapable.

Sit in a lawn chair

The air is even colder and more stale back here. In front of you is a deep metal enclosure full of red meat adhered to white foam, cut and sliced and ground in every which way. In either direction there are larger, free-standing cases, frozen vegetables protected by glass doors. You've forgotten how the summer night feels.

Looks like there's orange juice over there. The front of the store is behind you.

Orange juice is not unlike milk. Maybe that's the place to be.

Check out the orange juice

Almost home.

Head back

There are so many bottles and cartons of juice here. It's hard to believe that this many varieties of juice are popular enough to survive in this town. What's the shelf life on a half-gallon of apple-pomegranate juice? Do you want to know?

There's cheese next door. Then there's eggs, and above the eggs is some milk. Further down is bread, and the meat is back that way.

There's cheese next door. Then there's eggs, and above the eggs is some milk. The carton you took left one frustratingly empty space in the otherwise perfect line of products. Further down is bread, and the meat is back that way.

No sense in grabbing more.

Ignore the milk

Oh right, milk! That's what you were looking for!

Grab the milk

Might as well retrace our steps.

Back to the lawn chairs

Maybe there's something good back there.

Head toward the meat

You place your milk on the far end of the conveyor belt and walk alongside it as the cashier coaxes your prize forward. You recognize her but try to avoid eye contact.

She rings up your milk. You swipe your credit card. The screen illuminates.

APPROVED

Take the milk

If you're quick, you can get home before she's hungry. Maybe you can even have the bottle warm by the time she wakes up.

You get into your car.

Silence.

Drive home

The end.

Play again

They're as uncomfortable as they look. Still, you wonder if you could afford a set. Have some iced tea at dusk outside.

No matter.

The meat's back that way; the registers are over there.

Onward, to the colder parts.

Move toward the meat

The milk was over here.

Revisit the meat

Where the humans are.

See someone