Looking Down on Bobby
I decided, sort of on a whim, to quit smoking yesterday. Going alright so far?
Papier-mâché is satisfying and powerful but my apartment constantly smells like terrible bread
Animals on the Patio
Oops I'm crying at lunch: My Father Spent 30 Years in Prison, And I Don't Want Him to Text Me
Okay I'm doubling down on this: the new Calvin Harris songs are way more disco than any of his previous works! 2017 is the year!
The DJ at the McDonald's on Broadway in the Financial District is EXTREMELY on point today
Hey bub, this is Hollywood! Scratch my back, I'll scratch these geese!
Chance and Jeremih's Christmas album is still really good and you can listen to it any time of year if you want to
I should just start introducing myself as a themed attraction creator? My idle party conversation gets so much more interesting!